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Fee:  $6,000/exp

California Based







Greg Hahn
Outrageous Ridiculous & Original

CORPORATE BOOKERS / EVENT PLANNERS
HERE'S TO YOU!


As someone who was once in the corporate world and who has since performed at numerous corporate events, I'm very aware of how important it is that the show goes well.

I take pride in knocking these shows "out of the park" without having any questionable or "blue" material. This allows you and your group to sit back and just have fun.

Of course being a corporate person, you want details. "What's going to happen?" "What are the topics?" "How will he make my people laugh?" I'm going to give you some insider information concerning my show. Perhaps it will help you picture the unfolding fun:

First, I come out thanking everyone for having me. I get several rounds of applause for your corporate leaders which loosens the place up a bit and gets people laughing because I clap like a spastic. Your audience knows the party has started.

Next, I mention some positive things about your company. "The market is coming back!" "12 years and still dominating!" "John refuses to retire, he loves everybody!" This sets a positive, fun tone and gets things off the ground.

Then we go into the reasons I went from your world into comedy.

We talk about absurd job interviews, being in the Marine Corps, working out, playing golf, college, why you should all go into show biz, I introduce a fake guest, we talk about wonderful married people, disturbed single people, various things such as cars, pets and grandmothers.

There's singing, sound effects, audience participation, I audition some new jokes, we do some corporate jokes, some take home joke jokes, the whole thing is full of physical jokes.

I always look to include your audience with every topic. For example, it's likely you have some committed golfers in the company. I'll find and include your golfers in my "being horribly horrendous at golf" bit.

Any suggestion from you beforehand is very welcome as the more customized the show is, the more fun we will have.  After the show I enjoy chatting with your employees and again thanking them for being such a fun crowd.
 
UTRAGEOUS RIDICULOUS & ORIGINAL

Here's a guy that brings something to the party - Headlice!

Greg Hahn has parlayed his absurdly energetic, all out style of physical humor, one liners and crowd work, into an act with no waiting for the funny, just immediate pandemonium and panic. His massive likeability and wild stylings have led to numerous television, corporate and college appearances throughout the country.

Developmentally arrested, Greg was raised in South Florida where in high school he amused the Catholic nuns by poking holes in his pockets enabling pens and pencils to shoot out of his pant leg.

As a college basketball player his tendency for half court shots got him benched.

As a Captain in the Marines Corps, Greg kept his men highly motivated and could not overemphasize that camouflage is continuous.

While a buyer for Lockheed Corporation, he thought “Why make $200 a day, when I can be a comedian and make that in a week!”

After several serious jobs where he refused to be serious, Greg turned pro as a stand up comedian.

The career began with several months of brutal open mics and talent shows. He then landed the absurd gig as emcee for a lumberjack show at Six Flags Great America. This career choice supplied him with a microphone and four huge audiences a day, "I had to do jokes while a bunch of drunks ran around swinging axes. We had a log rolling dog that couldn’t even swim, she would fly off the log and sink. We named her Splash.”

Soon afterwards, he worked as an actor in the Wild Wild Wild West Stunt Show at Universal Studios. "For $20 an hour, I'd run out, fall down a few times and get hit in the head with a stick".

At night he continually honed his stand up skills and after several years of club work moved his career to New York City.  While in New York, Greg developed into a touring headliner and co-starred in the independent film Tomorrow Night which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival. Then, after successful shows at the Montreal and Chicago Comedy Festivals, Greg enjoyed hit television appearances on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, Make Me Laugh (5 episodes) and Louis CK's Pulp Comics. He recently had wild appearances on 30 Seconds to Fame and Cedric the Entertainer Presents with the Fox network and the CBS hit show Star Search.

Continuing to advance his career in film and television, Greg has since relocated to Los Angeles where in between shows and acting classes he knocks out pull-ups, and goes ballistic on his drum set.



Here's What Event Coordinators are saying about Greg's performances!


" WOW!! Thank you so much for getting Greg Hahn for our event... He is fantastic!! The energy he brings with him is contagious and I honestly can't remember when I laughed so hard it hurt. Even our auditors commented to me about how funny and FUN Greg was!"
-Michele Lee, Day Runner


“ I just want to let you know that Greg Hahn was a smashing success…I introduced Greg as a Harvard business professor and my goodness did he do a fantastic job…Some attendees had tears rolling down their cheeks. Our senior partner saw Greg’s performance and is now finding a way to get him involved in another conference”.
-Eddie Tantoco, Meridian State and Local Taxes


" Everyone at Merril Lynch just wanted to thank you for the fabulous job you did at our client appreciation event. Everyone thought you were absolutely hilarious! Thank you for all of your hard work and enthusiasm. We can easily say that we made an excellent choice in choosing you to be our entertainer."
-Merrill Lynch, Chico, Ca


" Our group is still commenting on the very talented Mr. Greg Hahn. Anyone who can make this group laugh until tears were streaming down their cheeks is one very great comedian. The entire group was delighted."
-Jim McDivitt
Anaheim/Orange County Visitor and Convention Bureau



" Greg did a fantastic job. We were so pleased. He really handled the crowd perfectly. We had nothing but positive comments about him. The employees loved it. Some folks came back a second night just to see Greg! It was a great success."
-Dave Starr, City of Hope


" Greg was an incredible entertainer. We'd love to have him back. We appreciated his professionalism and the awesome performance Greg provided. We received many compliments about his energy and clean humor."
-Kathryn Cain, Bogner Pools

TELEVISION
LATE NIGHT with CONAN O'BRIEN NBC
CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER PRESENTS FOX
30 SECONDS TO FAME FOX
STAR SEARCH CBS
COMIC REMIX COMEDY CENTRAL
PREMIUM BLEND COMEDY CENTRAL
MAKE ME LAUGH (5 episodes) COMEDY CENTRAL
PULP COMICS (Louis CK) COMEDY CENTRAL
AMERICA'S FUNNIEST PEOPLE ABC

FILM
TOMORROW NIGHT (Premiered at the Sundance Film Festival) WILLIE CIRCUS PRODS.
POOTIE TANG OFFICER SMITH PT PRODS.
PASSENGER 57 AIR CONTROLLER WARNER BROS.
MATINEE SOLDIER WOOLSEY INT.
SUPER BOY CIA AGENT VIACOM PRODS.
SWAMP THING STUNT MAN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS

COMEDY (STAND UP)

MONTREAL COMEDY FESTIVAL
CHICAGO COMEDY FESTIVAL
IMPROV (Los Angeles, Tempe, Irvine, Palm Beach)
COMEDY AND MAGIC CLUB (Hermosa Beach)
COMIC STRIP (New York City)
CAROLINE'S (New York City)
RIVIERA COMEDY CLUB (Las Vegas)
COMEDY STOP AT THE TROPICANA (Las Vegas)
PUNCH LINE (Atlanta)
FUNNY BONE (Omaha, Columbus, South Bend, Etc.)
NUMEROUS OTHER CLUBS, COLLEGES AND SHIPS

TRAINING
BRIAN REISE ACTING STUDIOS, LOS ANGELES
JOANNA BECKSON: ACTING FOR SITUATION COMEDIES, New York, NY
THE HUNTINGTON FILM INSTITUTE: ACTING FOR FILM, Orlando, FL
SAK IMPROVISATION WORKSHOP, Orlando, FL
COMMERCIAL WORKSHOP, Orlando, FL
COMEDY WRITING WORKSHOP, Orlando, FL
ROLLINS COLLEGE, BA, Winter Park, FL
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS (CAPTAIN)

SKILLS
PHYSICAL COMEDY, AUDIENCE WARM-UP, DRUMMER, BASKETBALL, FOOTBALL, TENNIS, GOLF, WEIGHT TRAINING, PULL-UPS, RUNNING, AXE-THROWING, LOG ROLLING, WEAPONS EXPERT, TABLE TENNIS (Unbeatable)


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"Greg did a fantastic job. We were so pleased. He really handled the crowd perfectly.
The employees loved it. Some folks came back a second night just to see Greg!"
-Dave Starr, City of Hope
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